SMOKING GEEKS
☎ (540) 412-1191
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SMOKING
GEEKS

Fredericksburg's arcade smoke sanctuary.

Premium glass, CBD, vape, incense and accessories — served inside an actual arcade. Not just a shop. A neighborhood hangout where pixels meet smoke and strangers become regulars.

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▶ SELECT YOUR LEVEL

Pick your power-up.

Six categories. Every level stocked deep. Walk in, browse hands-on, get level-headed advice from a crew that actually knows the gear.

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GLASS & WATER PIPES

Heady artist pieces, scientific glass, beakers, bubblers, rigs and accessories. Hand-picked from the brands worth carrying.

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▸ BROWSE IN STORE
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CBD & HEMP

Flower, pre-rolls, gummies, tinctures, topicals. Lab-tested, federally compliant, brands we'd vouch for to a friend.

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▸ ASK THE CREW
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VAPE & PODS

Disposables, refillables, pod systems, mods, coils and the juice to feed them. We carry the popular and the obscure.

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▸ FIND YOUR MATCH
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HOOKAH & SHISHA

Hookahs, shisha flavors, bowls, coals and the small stuff that makes a session sing. Setup tips on request.

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▸ BUILD YOUR SETUP
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INCENSE & CANDLES

Sticks, cones, resin, oils — from the everyday to the spiritual. Plus candles that don't smell like a hotel lobby.

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▸ LIGHT IT UP
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ACCESSORIES & GEAR

Grinders, lighters, papers, trays, tubes, batteries, cleaners — every little thing the rest of the kit needs.

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▸ STOCK UP
Inside Smoking Geeks
▶ THE SANCTUARY

More than a smoke shop. A neighborhood arcade with a counter.

When you walk into Smoking Geeks you don't find fluorescent rows and a cashier behind glass. You find a Pac-Man cabinet humming in the corner, a TV running classic clips, neon on the walls, and a crew that'd rather talk to you than rush you out the door.

  • Real arcade cabinets you can actually play while you shop.
  • Glass curated by people who care — heady, scientific, and everyday.
  • CBD & vape selection that's deep without being overwhelming.
  • Locally owned. Locally loved. Open every day until 8.
▶ STORE LAYOUT

Navigate the grid.

A friendly tour of where everything lives once you walk in. (We promise the actual ghosts are friendlier.)

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● PACYou — wandering in from the front door, hungry for goods.
○ DOTSThe aisles: glass, vape, CBD, accessories.
◉ POWERThe arcade cabinets in the back corner.
👻 CREWThe crew. They're nice. They will not chase you.
▶ HIGH SCORES

The Hall of Regulars.

Our completely-not-rigged scoreboard of folks who keep this place feeling like home. Beat the boss to unlock 10% off — see below.

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01JOSH_FXBG9,999,999SHOP OWNER
02SAM__4208,420,001GLASS HEAD
03TY_THE_KID7,100,250VAPE NERD
04MARIA_OAK6,820,775CBD QUEEN
05DRE_PLANK5,512,300HOOKAH WIZ
06KAYLA_W4,909,001INCENSE
07YOU?UNCLAIMED
▶ ENTER KONAMI CODE FOR 10% OFF · ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A
▶ PLAYER TESTIMONY "Been coming here since they opened. They remember my grinder size. The Pac-Man cabinet is real. I don't shop anywhere else."
▶ COME PLAY

Find the shop.

Right off Plank Road, easy parking, hard to miss the neon. We're open daily 10am–8pm and we're chattier than most.

HOW TO REACH US

HOURS
Monday10:00 — 8:00 Tuesday10:00 — 8:00 Wednesday10:00 — 8:00 Thursday10:00 — 8:00 Friday10:00 — 8:00 Saturday10:00 — 8:00 Sunday10:00 — 8:00
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▶ HELP MENU

Frequently asked.

If your question isn't here, just call. We genuinely like the phone.

DO I HAVE TO BE 21 TO COME IN?

Yes. We sell tobacco, CBD and vape products. Please bring a valid government ID — we card everyone, no offense intended.

DO YOU SELL CANNABIS / THC FLOWER?

We carry federally compliant hemp & CBD products only. Anything we sell is legal at the federal level. Our crew will happily point you to the right product for what you're after.

ARE THE ARCADE CABINETS REAL?

Yes. They work. You can play them. Bring quarters or just ask — we're not strict about it.

DO YOU PRICE-MATCH?

Often, on the same brand and item. Show us the listing on your phone and we'll see what we can do.

DO YOU TAKE CARD?

Yes — card, cash, tap-to-pay. ATM on site if needed.

ARE YOU HIRING?

Sometimes. If you love the gear and the scene, come in and say hi to Josh. We'd rather meet you than read a resume.

WHAT'S THE KONAMI CODE THING?

On this site, anywhere: press ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A. Show the unlock screen at the counter for 10% off your next visit. One per customer per visit. Don't tell anyone.

JOIN THE INSERT-COIN CLUB.

One short email a month: new drops, weird glass, secret deals, and the occasional photo of the Pac-Man cabinet doing something unusual.

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